Meet the
AngryBeaver.
10 modes of fury. Whisper-quiet. Medical-grade silicone. Your new favorite thing ships discreetly to your door.
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Engineered for Maximum Pleasure
Every detail obsessed over. Every feature purpose-built. This isn't your average toy.
10 Vibration Modes
From gentle waves to earth-shattering intensity. Find your perfect rhythm with 10 distinct patterns.
Whisper-Quiet Motor
Under 50dB â quieter than a conversation. Your secret stays yours.
Medical-Grade Silicone
Body-safe, hypoallergenic, and phthalate-free. FDA-compliant materials only.
USB-C Rechargeable
2-hour full charge gives you 90+ minutes of play. Universal USB-C cable included.
Waterproof (IPX7)
Take it anywhere â shower, bath, you name it. Fully submersible up to 1 meter.
Easy-Clean Design
Open-ended design for effortless cleaning. Rinse, dry, done. No fuss.
Dead Simple
Three steps. That's it.
Charge
Plug in via USB-C. Full charge in 2 hours. The LED indicator lets you know when it's ready.
Choose Your Mode
Tap the power button to cycle through 10 vibration patterns. From slow pulse to turbo.
Enjoy
Let the AngryBeaver do what it does best. Rinse clean when you're done. Simple.
Don't Take Our Word for It
Based on 1,000+ verified reviews
âI was skeptical, but holy hell. The third vibration mode alone is worth the price. Discreet shipping was a nice touch too.â
M.K.
Verified Buyer â Austin, TX
âQuieter than my electric toothbrush. My roommates have no idea. The silicone quality is genuinely impressive.â
J.R.
Verified Buyer â Brooklyn, NY
âBattery lasts forever and the waterproof feature is a game-changer. Only wish it came in more colors. Bought a second one.â
D.T.
Verified Buyer â Portland, OR
Got Questions?
We've got answers. No judgment.
Absolutely. Your AngryBeaver ships in a plain brown box with no logos, brand names, or product descriptions. The shipping label says 'Personal Care Device.' Your mail carrier won't know. Your roommate won't know. Nobody will know.
The AngryBeaver is made from 100% medical-grade silicone â the same material used in medical implants. It's body-safe, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, and latex-free. We take material safety extremely seriously.
Rinse with warm water and mild soap after each use. The open-ended design makes cleaning a breeze â no hard-to-reach spots. It's also IPX7 waterproof, so feel free to rinse it thoroughly. We recommend letting it air dry completely before storage.
Every AngryBeaver comes with a 1-year manufacturer warranty against defects. We also offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee â if you're not happy, return it (unused or gently used) for a full refund, no questions asked.
Standard shipping (free) takes 3-5 business days within the US. Express shipping (2-day) is available at checkout for $9.99. International shipping is available to select countries and takes 7-14 business days.
A full USB-C charge takes about 2 hours and gives you 90+ minutes of continuous use. The LED indicator shows battery level: green (full), yellow (medium), red (low). It also has a travel lock to prevent accidental activation.